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Here are a few examples of unique online dating profiles.

If you wish to understand the concepts behind these examples, please read our tips for writing your online profile.

Well, we actually track their performance while sending openers, handling the back-and-forth messages and even setting up dates for our clients! )There are 100s of online dating sites and apps out there, but what reels in the ladies on Tinder can torpedo your chances on Bumble.

So we’re not only giving you incredible profile examples you can use, we’re also telling you which dating site or app they work best on.

Example 1: Light-Hearted and Silly I may not be a supermodel, but at least I smell nice... When I'm not busy saving the world or just ‘being awesome', I spend my time working as a bartender and part-time chef.

Luckily, Tinder exists so you can trick people from the comfort of your own home.

These 10 top online dating profile examples will help. One reason is because their profile reads like a boring, dating profile shaped turd. If you don’t keep on reading, I swear I won’t be upset with you.

If you recognize yourself in some of them, I think it might be worth taking the time to keep on reading my profile.

We’ve put together a list of some of the best (amusing) Tinder bio’s, as discovered by r/tinder, to give you some ideas for your own profile description. Send me an emoji that represents our first date, I’ll send you an emoji that represents our future Seeking someone that looks good on the arm to take to social events!

At the very least, you’ll be amazed, possibly appalled, at what other people are writing! No thanks…if I wanted to disappoint two people in the same room, I’d have dinner with my parents. I hope your day is as nice as my ass I can’t wait to dissapoint you sexually Our relationship should be like Nintendo 64– classic, fun to spend hours with, and every issue easily fixed by blowing on it then shoving it back in.